Looking at life

Should you be bold,
And invest in gold?
For as the government does sprint,
To every day more money print,
It’s fair to argue,
The pound in your pocket they devalue,
And this will spank,
Those with money in the bank,
And these their teeth will gnash,
When soon it’s said that cash is trash.

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I adore just being a moth,
And laying my eggs as well in cloth,
For it's always the finest wool,
Which me towards it does pull,
So a suit from Saville Row,
I know will help my youngsters grow,
While from Burberry's a coat,
On my spawn will dote,
And though some will shout and scream,
It to me does seem,
As through dictionaries I trawl,
That humans 'capitalism' call,
When to for yourself do well,
You others send to hell.

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To do the Google-kick,
The Google-kick, kick, kick,
You on a sponsored link must GoogleClick,
Google-click, click, click,
So you a hated bank can kick,
Kick, kick, kick.
So go and do the Google-kick-kick,
With all of your might.

All together now.

To do the Google-kick,
The Google-kick, kick, kick,
You on a …….

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August 15th. Sadly, I have to admit that properly speaking it's a ‘Google-sting’ rather than a kick. Every time you click on a sponsored link you sting the sponsor for an unknown amount of money, but it is almost certainly more than a pound a click.

If enough people got into GoogleStinging, we could sting the banks into submission. For example, even if a customer accidentally overdraws by one penny that's a £28 penalty charge and if the customer tries to refuse to pay and says they'll close the account, the bank simply threatens to keep adding charges and then ruin the customer's credit rating. It’s a question of ‘pay up or have your credit rating destroyed’. They're nothing but avaricious bullies and deserve the ire of the people.

Under normal circumstances it would be impossible for a bank to go to a court of law and enforce the payment of a penalty charge and so by simply destroying the credit rating of anyone who refuses to pay, the banks have put themselves above the law.

In this world of money, the financial institutions have become a law unto themselves. They are afraid of nobody and do as they please and unfortunately, until they learn the meaning of the word 'fear' they will continue to please themselves. GoogleStinging won't frighten them, but as Churchill said: 'You've got to start somewhere.'

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Gentlemen,
Of your time,
If you're feeling fine,
I’d like minutes ten,
For if you would of life’s riches sup,
And would a pretty girl pick up,
You need a clever trick,
But only the best should pick.

So using your brain,
You and a friend should board a train,
And next to pretty girls sit beside,
Not just to enjoy the ride,
As you your paper must take out,
No need the girls for you to doubt,
Then go to the crossword page,
Though act not as a sage,
As with a voice the girls can hear,
With your friend discuss with cheer,
The clues which you puzzle,
And as you go along,
Singing this seduction song,
You the girls might task,
And them for suggestions nicely ask,
But you’ll likely find the girls themselves can’t muzzle,
And perhaps with an excited yelp,
From time to time will try to help,
And then, if you can’t move on from there,
You don’t deserve a lady fair.

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Bonuses for bankers are a shame,
Causing people loads of pain,
But did you know,
You can to Google go,
And there you the banks can bash,
And cost them lots of cash?

For there banks have sponsored links,
Which means you can them jinx,
For if on these links you click,
You these banks can kick,
Because as they did the link display,
They for your click must pay.

So through Google, clicking to their site,
Means you banks can blight,
And then to vent your rage,
You back to Google can the page,
Reverse,
So you that bank again can curse.

For when you click and click and click,
You that bank can kick and kick and kick,
Because that bank,
In its soul so dark and dank,
For your every click must pay,
And that can ease your day.

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Nomi Mobile,
To me is vile,
It does from me money steal,
So much it makes me reel,
So if you would Nomi use,
It may you as well abuse,
So you should take extra care,
And make sure you’re treated fair,
But like me, from your account I fear,
You’ll see money disappear.

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Since my last post on Nomi Mobile the company has twice taken more money from my account when I didn't use my phone. Two lots of 41p!!
Is it stealing?

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September 15th. 2009: Foolish is as foolish does. After my credit dropped to below £1 no money was taken from my account and so on September 8th I decided to top up with a fiver. After one call to Westminster parking I was left with £5.07p credit. Since then I haven’t made any calls but checked my balance every day and today I found that my credit had been reduced to £4.48p. For no reason at all Nomi have taken 59p from my account.

September 24th. 2009. Woke up this morning to find that Nomi had, for no reason at all, deducted another 36p from my account. (I had £4.48 and made 10p of calls leaving £4.38. But today I only have £4.02.)

October 2nd, 2009. The thieves in the night have struck again. I had £4.02 credit and made a 10p call leaving £3.92. Then I made another 10p call yesterday and that left me with £3.82 which I checked. But I woke up this morning to find I only had a balance of £3.29 which means Nomi has stolen another 53p from my account.

Sunday October 11th, 2009. At the last entry I had £3.29 and made a 10p call to Westminster Parking on Friday which left £3.19 in my account. But when I woke up this morning I found I only had £2.62p which means Nomi stole or pilfered another 57p from my account. One day someone is going to wake up to the fact that Nomi, or someone who works for them, is stealing money from customers' accounts. In the old days we depended on the BBC to expose this kind of theft, but they've turned into a completely useless bunch of idiots and so Nomi, or people who work for them, are free to steal what they wishe from whom they wish. some weeks ago I did actually email Nomi and complain about this unexplained loss to my credit but they never answered.

Tuesday October 20th, 2009. I haven't even used the phone since my last entry but today, when I checked my balance, I found I only had a credit of £2.06 - a theft of 56p. I really don't know how Nomi Mobile gets away with this. It's blatant theft.

Sunday October 25th, 2009: Today I found my credit reduced to £1.57 although I haven’t used the phone at all - a theft of 49p. It’s amazing how Nomi Mobile get away with this blatant theft, but they do.

Friday November13th, 2009. It's Friday the thirteenth and the weather in London is terrible. But once again I've discovered Nomi have stolen money from my account. Haven't used the phone since October 25th, and actually let the battery run down. But today, because the weather was too bad to go out, I charged up my phone and when I dialled the 326 I was told I only had 97p in my account - which constitutes a theft of 60p. Last time I found Nomi didn't steal from accounts with less than £1 and I was thinking that I might top-up with another £5 to maintain this record, but decided I may have proved my point and don't need to throw good money after bad.

I've recorded a total theft of £4.62 since shortly before I last topped up with £5. That means they've stolen almost all of my top-up.

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When I win the lottery,
What I'm going to do,
Is pee it up against the wall,
Pee it up against the wall.

When I win the lottery,
Many things I'm going to do,
Women wine and song,
Are going to be my song
When I win the lottery.

I'll be given swap tokens,
When I win the lottery,
Backed by the government,
And the word of Gordon Brown,
When I win the lottery.

Jack, Pat and Harriet,
Don't need to win the lottery,
They've got their noses in the trough,
So all of us for them must cough,
And they don't need to win the lottery.

Lots of folk like Mandelson,
Don't want to win the lottery,
As for themselves they loads can fiddle,
Don't they love the folks to diddle?
No need for them to win the lottery.

When I win the lottery,
They will me in coloured paper pay,
But before its value does to nothing fall,
I'll pee it up against the wall,
Pee it up against the wall.
When I win the lottery.

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Have just read ‘Red Mafiya, How the Rusian Mob has invaded America’ by Robert I. Friedman and must say I’m wondering if a degree of fear regarding the future isn’t called for.

Will the Russians rule the word? And I don’t mean the Russian military and politicians, I mean Russian criminals.

For example Sir Halford Mackinder was the British scholar who in 1904 established geography as an academic discipline. He believed that Eurasia was the earth's world-island and its centre, Western Russia, was the world-island's heartland. Everywhere else, including the western hemisphere, was geographically peripheral and so whoever controlled the heartland, or Russia, Mackinder postulated, controlled the world-island or Eurasia and whoever controlled the Eurasia controlled the world. It seems the Nazis had read Mackinder and taken him seriously. (Extract from ‘By Any Means Necessary’ by William Burrows)

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As my life experiences continue to accumulate I’m quickly coming to the conclusion that CCTV operators are not human beings, they are cockroaches in human form and the case is proved by the speed with which they are proliferating.

The case is also proved by the fact that CCTV control centres, or cockroach nests, are all hidden and not many people know where they are.

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