humour

A Word of Warning. from thequickbrownfox 5 hours old

If you happen to be in an airport and see your friend Jack, Please, please don't call out: "Hi Jack." ---

Trains from thequickbrownfox 273 days old

There was a young lady who travelled by train, And by men to be looked at was fain, But one day the men wouldn't stare, So she a full monty did dare, And ...

Anguish from thequickbrownfox 283 days old

The Egyptian princess Under stress, Did in sorrow cry, As around all did sigh, For her beloved daddy, Had become her mummy. ------

Law and Order. from thequickbrownfox 284 days old

In Charing Cross London bobbies on the beat, On their feet strolled slowly down the street, When they saw a man who from danger did not shrink, As he ...

Bankruptcy lawyers at £900 an hour? from thequickbrownfox 289 days old

Reptiles in a zoo, More than just a few, Thanks to a mistake, Did from their house escape, And as hither and thither, They around did slither, They everyone ...

Shopping from thequickbrownfox 308 days old

There was a young lady from Bradford, Who became incredibly bored, So she went on the game, And suffered the pain, So she could shopping in Harrods afford. ------ ...

Knowledge from thequickbrownfox 310 days old

The difference do you know, 'tween coffin and condom? You in one can't help but come, While in the other you must go. But both, do this point not miss, Are ...

A new weight watcher's song. from thequickbrownfox 382 days old

A spoonful of sugar, Helps the blubber go on, The blubber go on, In a most disgusting way. A pizza every day, Helps the blubber go on, The blubber go ...

Police State from thequickbrownfox 387 days old

If you fear a police state, A book I'll highly rate, One which is truly fine, Is 'Wasting Police Time,' By PC David Copperfield, A man who truth does ...

Two For One from thequickbrownfox 436 days old

No one cried, When the old man died, And so in death he fell, Deep into Hell. But before he could the place explore, A decrepit old friend he saw, And ...