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British Torture Chambers. from thequickbrownfox 189 days old

If our government a terrorist would torture, They can be sure, There’s no need to hit them with a stick, Or them with red hot pokers stick, Just from ...

The South Eastern She-Devil. from thequickbrownfox 201 days old

Those forced to travel on South Eastern trains will be familiar with the She-Devil and her vulgar, crude and rasping voice. What can make a journey ...

Learning Arabic from thequickbrownfox 440 days old

Dear Reader, Years ago I decided to have a bash at learning Arabic but didn’t have much success and since then I’ve had several more tries but again ...

Hidden Truths from thequickbrownfox 448 days old

There on British trains is daily stress, Many things to passengers distress, So rarely can they have on a journey peace, Though fares will still increase. But ...

Captives from thequickbrownfox 456 days old

British trains, Make many claims, But rail users these ignore, And think them just a bore. For passengers are only cattle, But on TV executives will ...

Trains from thequickbrownfox 459 days old

British trains, Are filled with pains, So the rich all trains avoid, As who wants a haemorrhoid? Just cattle trucks for the poor, And so you can be ...

Trains from thequickbrownfox 516 days old

You may suffer pain, Upon an English train, As from you seat, The smell your nose does meet, May not at all be sweet, As many put their feet, Upon the ...

Our Revolting Society from thequickbrownfox 949 days old

[ ... ] to go, So travel agents all were told to not tell, Customers of coming hell, So they would not beware, And would not themselves prepare. But if you ...